"My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked."

"We might make mistakes but we will make other things too."

"It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!"

"The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of those who have much. It is whether we provide enough to those who have little."

"Some have half-baked ideas because their ideals are not heated up enough."

"I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first."

"The grandest of all laws is the law of progressive development. Under it, in the wide sweep of things, men grow wiser as they grow older, and societies better."

"Beauty fades; dumb is forever."

"If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed."

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own."

"To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy."