"My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face."

"The most decisive actions of our life -- I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future -- are, more often than not, unconsidered."

"Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can live it, he can be filled and sustained by it, but he cannot utter or teach it."

"Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters."

"Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"You're a parasite for sore eyes."

"The United States can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..."

"Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light."

"All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy."