"Praise the young and they will flourish."

"Everyone is wise until he speaks."

"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush."

"Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper."

"Don't break your shin on a stool that is not in your way."

"A lie travels farther than the truth."

"Read much, but not many books."

"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."

"What we should have fought for was representation without taxation."

"Treasure your relationships, not your possessions."

"Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile."

"For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong."