"The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it."

"Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative."

"Religion is pickled God."

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow."

"Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends."

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."

"We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love."

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."

"Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers."

"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."