"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

"When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!"

"I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior."

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Experience shows that success is due less to ability that to zeal. The winner is he who gives himself to his work, body and soul."

"With love and patience, nothing is impossible."

"Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their opressors."