"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."

"Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead."

"Union gives strength."

"Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you."

"Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant 'idiot'."

"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"

"MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government."